- Director: Michael Noonan
- Stars: Troy Stoilkovski, Jeff Dornan, Anne Maree Falzon
- Release Date: February 26, 2006
- Run Time: 7 min
- Genre: Short
Werner goes in to his office job every day but it is questionable how much work he actually does. Mostly he fills his time doing things like timing how long it takes his screensaver to come on, watching the coffee pot boil or making animal shapes out of paperclips.