- Director: Ming Ballard, Ming Ballard
- Stars: Ming Ballard, Tom Patrick, Maya Merker, Ray Trickitt, Eric Strong, Mickey Faerch, Sophie Mazzaro, Diane Kawasaki, Dennis James Anderson, Josh DeLozier, David Polk, Melissa Tracy, Bud Galloway, Evan Tan, Lara Butler
- Release Date: February 14, 2014
- Run Time: 83 min
- Genre: Comedy, Horror, Romance
In this cult film, Azure St. Clair, a neurotic vampiress who is deathly allergic to blood, must protect her only source of food, the VAMPIE (a vampire pie), from a dark vampiric order that wants to use the powers of this deadly pie to revive the dead and enslave the world.